I'm a Burlesque Dancer
I'm a gorram merc.
I'm a geek. Of all kinds. Movie/TV/Comics/Games.
My backpack has jets.
I'm a merc with a mouth.
I'm the hero of Canton.
I have a Ph.D in Horribleness.
I'm devoted to my Mistah J.
I can't wait until the zombie apocalypse.
I wear goggles.
I will be baked, and there will be cake.
Why did I leave it at home? To make room for the cupcake.
I'm always in the DANGAH ZOOOOOOOOONE!
I enjoy suiting up.
A census taker once tried to test me..
I'm a horror movie addict :] Frackin' love them. I'm an artist of sorts and have been told I look like Ellen Page.
All that shit's about me.
I'm also the Flash.